I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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