your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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