Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
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