I saw his package. It spoke to me.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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