omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
So. Much. Porn.
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