Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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