We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
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What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
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You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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