At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
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it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
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Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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