That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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