I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
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If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
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I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
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Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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