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The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
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Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
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I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
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