That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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