Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
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The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
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I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
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