Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
then my best friend's brother, boyfriend, and future bro in law showed up at the bar. they asked who i was there with. didn't know if "a 40 year old man" or "my 5th grade teacher" was better answer.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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