He is an equal opportunity slut.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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