My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
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She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
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I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
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