I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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