Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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