Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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