My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
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He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
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Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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