I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
how does that bad decision feel?
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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