Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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