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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave

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• (310): View more from California

  Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.

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• (631): View more from New York

  After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.

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• (858): View more from California

  I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.

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• (972): View more from Texas

  So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.

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• (818): View more from California

  Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.

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