never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
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For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
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Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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