Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
What did we do last night that was yellow?
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
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I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
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The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
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