Three words: puerto rican gang bang
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
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i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
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Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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