I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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