id be glad to
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
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What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
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The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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