I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
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