Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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