im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
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does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
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I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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