I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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