So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
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Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
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You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
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