thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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