they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
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Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
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I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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