Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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