just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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