So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
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He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
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I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
we should paint friendship bongs
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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