im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
fuck your aforementioned shoe
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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