O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
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Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
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Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
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