Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
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my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
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It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
this is an emotional support booty call
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
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