well most of my day revolves around power hour
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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