hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
She said her name was "party"
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
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i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
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From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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