Well douche your snatch and let's go!
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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