My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
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We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
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It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
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