shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
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drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
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I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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