im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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