Heybabeimwearingurpanties
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
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I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
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We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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