They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
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You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
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I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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