Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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