it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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