3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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