if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
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no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
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The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
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