I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
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well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
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you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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