I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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