that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
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critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
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Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
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