This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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