did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
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I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
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Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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